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Never so cursed, as when I go astray

When set loose, I fly away. Never so cursed, as when I go astray. What am I?

Increase head turning rate

I increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at beaches. What am I?

I am heavy, but I am not

Forwards I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I?

Better touch me first

Better touch me before you proceed to second. What am I?

Turn me around and you'll see not

Look at me one way and I weigh a whole lot; turn me around and you’ll see that I am not. What am I?

Brown and sticky

I am brown and sticky. What am I?

Each took a pear

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?

Odd one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

Friday

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

Three doors

A man is in his car. He sees three doors. A golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Which door does he go through first?

Everything Pink

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

Man and his boss

A man and his boss have the same parents, but are not siblings. How is this possible?

Last place

Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?

Monkey, squirrel and bird

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Brothers

Three doctors said that Robert was their brother. Robert said he had no brothers. Who is lying?

Fve-letter word that becomes shorter

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Sell, buy, deliver

Smell me, buy me, and deliver me. I won’t change. What am I?

A boy runs home, makes three lefts

A boy runs home, makes three lefts, and finds two masked men waiting for him, what happened?

Thank you

There was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man’s head. The man replied with, “thank you”. Why did the man say “thank you”?

It was a water gun Show Answer

What can't be burned nor drowned

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?